" I love you thiiiiiis much! " -Sawyer
Sawyer is brilliant. I am not ashamed to point that out because anyone who talks with him for five seconds will know this. So, I thought I would log some of his sayings... hence "Sawyerisms".
Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Tuesday, June 26, 2012
Sweet Boy
Sawyer is the sweetest!
Today he had a doctors appointment for a physical and shots since he's
5 and going into kindergarten. He was brave and Jake is going to
reward him w/ lunch at Red Robin.
After sending me a video of Sawyer telling me what happened and where
they were headed Jake send s a text. It says the following:
"Sawyer would like to go to red Robin with you and invite granny does
that sound good meet you there at 1 o'clock?"
My sweet boy wants to share his favorite restaurant and reward with my
and my mom too!! So sweet. He spoils us so much.
This is his Clone Trooper (brave) pose.
Today he had a doctors appointment for a physical and shots since he's
5 and going into kindergarten. He was brave and Jake is going to
reward him w/ lunch at Red Robin.
After sending me a video of Sawyer telling me what happened and where
they were headed Jake send s a text. It says the following:
"Sawyer would like to go to red Robin with you and invite granny does
that sound good meet you there at 1 o'clock?"
My sweet boy wants to share his favorite restaurant and reward with my
and my mom too!! So sweet. He spoils us so much.
This is his Clone Trooper (brave) pose.
Monday, June 25, 2012
Apology
From the other room Sawyer says loudly "Can I tell you what I want to
apologize for?"
I tell him "Sure Honey."
"I tripped over Kamatz."
I see him sitting on the floor holding his ankle. Poor thing twisted
his ankle tripping over what I think was a spooked kitty. I inquire if
he's okay.
S: Yeah. I'm fine. It just hurts pretty bad.
Me: You want some ice?
S: No thank you.
Seriously, Sawyer is THE sweetest kid ever and has the gentlest
spirit. I pray the world doesn't stomp it out of him and that he grows
closer to God through this gift.
apologize for?"
I tell him "Sure Honey."
"I tripped over Kamatz."
I see him sitting on the floor holding his ankle. Poor thing twisted
his ankle tripping over what I think was a spooked kitty. I inquire if
he's okay.
S: Yeah. I'm fine. It just hurts pretty bad.
Me: You want some ice?
S: No thank you.
Seriously, Sawyer is THE sweetest kid ever and has the gentlest
spirit. I pray the world doesn't stomp it out of him and that he grows
closer to God through this gift.
Movies
After eating dinner & dessert Sawyer picks up The Fall and inquires about it.
I tell him I can't answer his question because I haven't seen it.
He responds, "Maybe dad has seen it. He sure likes movies!"
:-)
I tell him I can't answer his question because I haven't seen it.
He responds, "Maybe dad has seen it. He sure likes movies!"
:-)
Sunday, June 24, 2012
Bath Time I Love Yous
Ever since Sawyer was able to sit unaided in the bath tub I've been
telling him "I love you" and requiring him to respond w/ "I love you
too." This has been a thing for years now and it continues.
Now we leave him alone in the tub and he plays in bubbly water after I
do soapies (shampoo/ conditioner). So every few minutes I will yell "I
love you!" He always yells back "I love you too!" So tonight I kept
yelling at him and responded:
I already said that three times!
I already said that to you four times!!
I already said that to you five times!!!
I yell "I LOVE YOU!!!"
I am so done saying that to you!
He cracks me up!! I love him so much.
Coral K.
telling him "I love you" and requiring him to respond w/ "I love you
too." This has been a thing for years now and it continues.
Now we leave him alone in the tub and he plays in bubbly water after I
do soapies (shampoo/ conditioner). So every few minutes I will yell "I
love you!" He always yells back "I love you too!" So tonight I kept
yelling at him and responded:
I already said that three times!
I already said that to you four times!!
I already said that to you five times!!!
I yell "I LOVE YOU!!!"
I am so done saying that to you!
He cracks me up!! I love him so much.
Coral K.
Matthew 3:17
"And a voice from heaven said, "This is my Son, whom I love; with him I am well pleased.""
To my Sawyer I say this.
Thursday, June 21, 2012
Had Enough
Dempsey is unusually fussy this evening. No doubt because he is beyond
exhausted. He is loud. Sawyer, while playing Wii, says:
"I don't want to hear any more of that Dempsey. No more."
He was mostly sweet in his delivery but I sensed annoyance too.
exhausted. He is loud. Sawyer, while playing Wii, says:
"I don't want to hear any more of that Dempsey. No more."
He was mostly sweet in his delivery but I sensed annoyance too.
Wednesday, June 20, 2012
A Cow?
S: mom you're a cow.
Me: really? what makes me a cow?
S: you like to tickle me a lot.
Oh... well... ok. lol
Me: really? what makes me a cow?
S: you like to tickle me a lot.
Oh... well... ok. lol
A Prayer a la Sawyer || 11.28.11
I wasn't in on the conversation or the prayer but I heard things like
Dear God,
forgive us for killing Jesus
help us be good
help me stop giving mad faces to mom and dad
God please put things the way the were (Heaven/Eden)
please help our hearts feel good
Some adults don't even pray this well. So proud of our son and am so pleased with his high cognitive abilities at such a young age. He is such a gem and we are constantly learning things from him. Can't wait to see how Dempsey challenges/grows us.
When Jake asked him, "Sawyer do you remember what you prayed in there?" Sawyer says "No. It's kinda hard to explain."
Dear God,
forgive us for killing Jesus
help us be good
help me stop giving mad faces to mom and dad
God please put things the way the were (Heaven/Eden)
please help our hearts feel good
Some adults don't even pray this well. So proud of our son and am so pleased with his high cognitive abilities at such a young age. He is such a gem and we are constantly learning things from him. Can't wait to see how Dempsey challenges/grows us.
When Jake asked him, "Sawyer do you remember what you prayed in there?" Sawyer says "No. It's kinda hard to explain."
"Preciations"
"Preciations" is Sawyer's word for appreciate
He preciations that I put the blanket on him.
10.31.11
He preciations that I put the blanket on him.
10.31.11
Annoyed w/ Granddad
My mom sent me the following converstaion, as a text message, as I was headed out to lunch today. I literally LOL'd in the car.
Sawyer: I wish Granddad could talk normally.
Mom: What?
Sawyer: I wish Granddad could talk normal.
Mom (to me): Too funny... what goes on in his head and comes out his mouth.
I text her back asking her to ask Sawyer what he meant and for clarification. I was interested in why Sawyer thought Granddad wasn't talking normal. I mean, I had a hunch but I wanted to be sure. Here's what she replied:
Mom: Oh, I know exactly what he meant and why he said it.
This morning Granddad went on and on mispronouncing things and Sawyer got quite put out with him and his inability to say things correctly after he (Sawyer) restated the words clearly for Granddad.
I did talk with him about that being a way that Granddad was teasing him... I just don't think he found the humor in it this morning.
2011
I would have being rolling on the floor with laughter if I wasn't driving. I can just imagine my little guy getting so annoyed with his granddad not taking this talking thing seriously.
Sawyer: I wish Granddad could talk normally.
Mom: What?
Sawyer: I wish Granddad could talk normal.
Mom (to me): Too funny... what goes on in his head and comes out his mouth.
I text her back asking her to ask Sawyer what he meant and for clarification. I was interested in why Sawyer thought Granddad wasn't talking normal. I mean, I had a hunch but I wanted to be sure. Here's what she replied:
Mom: Oh, I know exactly what he meant and why he said it.
This morning Granddad went on and on mispronouncing things and Sawyer got quite put out with him and his inability to say things correctly after he (Sawyer) restated the words clearly for Granddad.
I did talk with him about that being a way that Granddad was teasing him... I just don't think he found the humor in it this morning.
2011
I would have being rolling on the floor with laughter if I wasn't driving. I can just imagine my little guy getting so annoyed with his granddad not taking this talking thing seriously.
Tuesday, June 19, 2012
Superman
Sawyer's favorite power of Superman's is his x-ray vision. Sawyer
says "He can see through walls. That means walls are invisible to
him."
says "He can see through walls. That means walls are invisible to
him."
Saturday, June 16, 2012
Toot System
"Toot system... that's what I call my butt." Sawyer
Friday, June 15, 2012
Pudgy Like Mommy
The boys & I took our two kitties to get shaved at my friend's shop,
All About Puppies. When we got them home it was quite a comical sight.
Kamatz, our gray kitty and biggest baby, looked like he'd lost 10
pounds. We can clearly see his pudgy tummy.
I remarked something like, "He's got a pudgy tummy just like mommy."
Sawyer remarked, "Yep, he sure does."
Thanks Sawyer. :-)
All About Puppies. When we got them home it was quite a comical sight.
Kamatz, our gray kitty and biggest baby, looked like he'd lost 10
pounds. We can clearly see his pudgy tummy.
I remarked something like, "He's got a pudgy tummy just like mommy."
Sawyer remarked, "Yep, he sure does."
Thanks Sawyer. :-)
Wednesday, June 13, 2012
Pizza
Sawyerism
S: I really want my pizza.
Me: It's coming.
S: I don't see it walking to my table.
Coral K.
S: I really want my pizza.
Me: It's coming.
S: I don't see it walking to my table.
Coral K.
Warm Feet
Sawyer says socks are a blanket for my feet.
Monday, June 11, 2012
Sawyer says if you're here and have a telescope and you look up you
can see space and if you're in space and you have a telescope and you
look up you can see heaven.
can see space and if you're in space and you have a telescope and you
look up you can see heaven.
Friday, June 8, 2012
Sawyer, after farting a LOT, grabbed the air by his butt and threw it in my direction. We all laughed so hard! Knucklehead!!
Spoiled
Sawyer: Mom, you're spoiled and I don't like that?
Me: Why?
Sawyer: Because that means YOU get whatever YOU want.
I assume this means he is perturbed because if I get what I want then he doesn't get what HE wants. Knucklehead!
Me: Why?
Sawyer: Because that means YOU get whatever YOU want.
I assume this means he is perturbed because if I get what I want then he doesn't get what HE wants. Knucklehead!
Thursday, June 7, 2012
Lavatory??
Last night Sawyer was having issues going to bed/ sleep. So I let him snuggle w/ me in our bed. Towards the end of our conversation we were saying more "I love yous"... I told him "You my very best favorite Sawyer in the whole universe!" Very playfully he responded "You're the best mommy in my whole lavatory."
Me: What?! Your lavatory!?
Sawyer laughing: Yeah!
Me: Do you know what a lavatory is?
S: No
Me: It's a bathroom!
We both started laughing so hard. He kept saying it over and over because now there was a new element of funny. <3
Tuesday, June 5, 2012
Daddy's Helper | Photos
Helping Daddy make a cake for Mommy.
Helping Daddy grocery shop at Albertson's La Habra.
We love the little carts! A great way to include our little future shoppers.
Helping to update our tags.
5th Birthday | Disneyland | Photos
Wake up Sawyer... time for you special, fun-filled day.
Celebrating our 5 year old at Disneyland. Here he's waiting for the tram.
Daddy and Sawyer on the tram en route to Disneyland main entrance.
In line for Nemo (submarines).
The birthday boy got a special button at Autopia.
Sawyer driving! Ahhhh.
Being silly with Mommy while waiting for the train.
Handsome... just like his Daddy.
Daddy and Sawyer on Splash Mountain. (self portrait)
The aftermath of Splash Mountain with Mommy. Wet!
My boys by the canoes.
On the freeway headed home. A long and wonderful day.
This is NOT a comprehensive photographic depiction of this day... just several photos from my iPhone. Maybe I'll post more pics from the camera later.
5-8-12
Sleep
Sawyer calls what we do at night "sleep in the dark time". He often wishes the dark time was shorter... no doubt so he can play Wii Star Wars Lego more.
Sweet Sawyer Brother
Sawyer, after giving Dempsey a brother hug and kiss on his head, says "I like his face. I like the way his face is made." Such a sweet, sweet boy! <3
6-5-12
6-5-12
Monday, June 4, 2012
What Choice?
Someone
asked for cake. He got cake. He was playing wii when i told him "you have
a tough choice to make (showing him the bowl)." He said "what
choice?" as he quickly paused the game and sat down. :-)
Photos From Green Valley Lake Cabin | May 30- June 1 2012
Daddy and Sawyer reading his Star Wars Lego Encyclopedia.
Riding his bike down Green Valley Lake Road.
This is what I get when I say "Smile nice." :-)
Sawyer loving on the Daddy.
Sawyer the life guard @ Green Valley Lake.
Daddy showing Sawyer something on the lake.
Daddy and Sawyer riding back to the cabin from the lake.
Deflection
When I corrected
Sawyer's version of the Pirate song he said "I just sing it different
because I don't speak your language." lol
5-26-12
Gotta Go
Love
Mommyhood sometimes. Sawyer, after playing Star Wars Lego as long as he could
ignore his body's urgings, runs by me, blond hair flapping as he moves, and
tells me "I gotta go poops! Bye!" He makes me laugh.
5-27-12
5-27-12
Imperial Walker
When Jake and I
were discussing directions we said Imperial and Sawyer goes "Like Imperial
Walker?"
I'm telling you, all Star Wars ALL THE TIME!
5-30-12
Definition of DOOR
Sawyer defined "door" as "a wall that opens up." Love it!
6-2-12
6-2-12
More Than That
Sawyer just told me "I love you more than God loves us. Even more than that!"
6-2-12
6-2-12
Knows It All
While working on
signing w/ Dempsey I said "Sawyer is your brother." Sawyer goes,
"how did you know that?" I said, "I'm the mom, I know
everything." He tells me, "No you don't. Can I tell you who DOES know
everything?" I say, "Sure. Who?" He goes, "God does. God
knows everything." He is so right. Love it!
Wisdom or Prophecy?
Jake and the boys were getting ready to go to
Granny and Granddad's house in the morning. Jake grabbed a banana to take
as either breakfast or a snack. Sawyer tells him "you should put
that in a bag" but Jake lets the advice roll off his back and sticks the
banana in his jacket pocket. When they get to Granny and Granddad's house
Jake notices his jacket pocket is moist. He tells Sawyer that his jacket
is moist and it's from the banana. Sawyer, with a
not-nearly-surprised-enough forJake look tells Jake something to the effect of,
"You should have listened to me." When Jake told me this tale I
remarked, "Now we know he's a prophet."
Sunday, June 3, 2012
Mouth Juice
Jake and Sawyer were together. Sawyer makes a loud gulping
sound. Jake asked him, "What did you swallow?"
Sawyer paused for a moment. Clearly his dictionary was "thinking".
He ended up telling Jake "Mouth juice."
If you don't understand Sawyerisms this translates to spit.
3-29-12
Sawyer paused for a moment. Clearly his dictionary was "thinking".
He ended up telling Jake "Mouth juice."
If you don't understand Sawyerisms this translates to spit.
3-29-12
iPhone Lesson #1
Sawyer, playing on my iPhone, comes over and says "Mommy I need your help. I accidentally pushed the wrong button." I look. The game naturally takes him to this place and he thinks he did it. Cute. I show him the quit button and tell him "When you get here you need to push 'this' button. It says QUIT. See, Q-U-I-T." He goes, "Oh thanks!" So sweet.
1-23-12
Generosity & Love
I love my Sawyer! He wakes up telling me that "today is a great day
to share one or two of my blankets with Dempsey." Right now I just asked
him to give Dempsey his blanket and Sawyer says "Can I please share one of
MY blankets with him?!" And now he just told me "I shared TWO of my
blankets with him." When I told him I was proud and I loved him he goes
"Oh, that is so nice of you." Kid cracks me up! ♥ It's like I know that time will come
when he doesn’t say or do things like this but I just have a really hard time
picturing it. For example, Sawyer and I were rough housing and Sawyer was quite
frankly squealing. Dempsey would get this worried look on his face and kinda
shake and then squeal too as if to say "Stop that mom!" So cute. Then
Sawyer would go to Dempsey and talk so sweet and Dempsey would just grin from
ear to ear. Love.
Titles
When talking to Granny sometimes he calls her "My mommy's
mom/my".
2011
2011
Numerical Love & Abundance
Sawyer was telling Jake how much he
loves him in a numerical value. (Sawyer has taken to telling us things
like "I love you 51 18 47 92 38. I love you THAT much!")
Jake- That's a lot.
They go on talking about the beach and the sand and what sand IS (made of) and how much of it there is.
Sawyer- That's a lot.
Jake- Yeah, that's a lot... and God loves you more than all the pieces of sand in all the world.
Sawyer- I think i'm gonna cry a little bit tomorrow because I can't handle that much love because I'm too small for that.
Jake- That's a lot.
They go on talking about the beach and the sand and what sand IS (made of) and how much of it there is.
Sawyer- That's a lot.
Jake- Yeah, that's a lot... and God loves you more than all the pieces of sand in all the world.
Sawyer- I think i'm gonna cry a little bit tomorrow because I can't handle that much love because I'm too small for that.
Spiritual Gifts in Spades
December 4th: Sawyer's 3rd performance of his 1st musical w/ WACC's
kid's choir- Joyful Noise
Olfactory and Taste
After driving thru McDonald's & getting our food the aroma
filled the car. Sawyer remarked, "When we get home I'm gonna eat
that smell!"
10-30-11
10-30-11
Preference
After church as a family we decided we'd go through the McDonald's drive
thru. Jake wanted In n Out but Sawyer reeeeally wanted McDonald's.
When we were about to place our order we noticed that it was still breakfast
(10:52 a.m.). We did NOT want breakfast. However, when Sawyer
realized it was still breakfast his response was "That's okay... I could prefer breakfast. It's
okay."
"Prefer", seriously? He's 4!!
10-23-11
"Prefer", seriously? He's 4!!
10-23-11
Halloween 2011
"If Dempsey wants to be a 'sugar
baby' then you need to put sugar all over him. That would make him a
'sugar baby'".
This is a sort of response to us saying Dempsey will be a Sugar Baby for halloween. The actual candy costume... just like Sawyer was for his first halloween.
10-20-11
This is a sort of response to us saying Dempsey will be a Sugar Baby for halloween. The actual candy costume... just like Sawyer was for his first halloween.
10-20-11
Hook It On
"Hook it on" is what Sawyer says to describe the connecting to
Granddad/ Granny LIVE via the Wii to play Mario Kart.
10-20-11
10-20-11
Invitation
- "You can enjoin me if you want."
This is how Sawyer invites us to do something with him.
Tea w/ Sweetness
"Daddy, can I have some tea with sweetness?" This is
what he calls Lipton Diet Green Tea Iced Tea.
10-9-11
*note, this is what he calls any iced tea with a sweetener added now.
10-9-11
*note, this is what he calls any iced tea with a sweetener added now.
Pacifier Upgrade
"We need to put tape on it [Dempsey's pacifier] so it will stay
in."
9-30-11
9-30-11
The Daddy Cup
Jake unlocked the Star Cup on Super Mario Bros the Wii
version. Sawyer is playing it and says "I'm playing the Daddy
Cup."
9-28-11
9-28-11
The Tub and the Wii
Sawyer in the tub: Daddy can you come get me out?
Jake playing the Wii: Are you ready to get out?
Sawyer: Yes. Can you press the HOME button and come get me?
Jake: Ok, hold on.
LOL! Not to mention that Sawyer has been asking him if he was doing this or that on the Wii game based on the sounds he was hearing... and he was RIGHT!
9-26-11
Jake playing the Wii: Are you ready to get out?
Sawyer: Yes. Can you press the HOME button and come get me?
Jake: Ok, hold on.
LOL! Not to mention that Sawyer has been asking him if he was doing this or that on the Wii game based on the sounds he was hearing... and he was RIGHT!
9-26-11
Tenses of "Hot"
When getting ready for his bath and feeling the water temperature after
turning the hot water up- "The water is hotting up." I love the
English language. Ha ha ha.
"Aware"
Right after I took this photo [below] I started to walk out
of the room and heard Sawyer say "I did it Dempsey!" Then when
I came back into the room I found Sawyer sitting with his hand gently on
Dempseys hand because Dempsey had started to fuss a bit. I told Sawyer
"You are such a good big brother. I'm really proud of
you." With a proud smile on his face he told me "I'm being
aware." Can you tell what we're constantly on him about regarding
the baby? LOL
In-Brain
"Mom, you know what? Fries are in my brain. And trains
are in my brain. And Gram and Grampa are in my brain." [the list
goes on and on and on]
This is how Sawyer describes memories.
This is how Sawyer describes memories.
Anatomy
Sawyer: Mommy my penis feels funny.
Me: What do you mean?
Sawyer: It's small and soft. It feels funny. That's why I need to play with it.
Oh the honesty!
4 yrs old
Another instance...
When studying his anatomy... "Hey, the veins on my penis make me think it's cracking."
4 yrs old
Me: What do you mean?
Sawyer: It's small and soft. It feels funny. That's why I need to play with it.
Oh the honesty!
4 yrs old
Another instance...
When studying his anatomy... "Hey, the veins on my penis make me think it's cracking."
4 yrs old
New Baby
When giving his baby brother Dempsey his pacifier... "Here ya go
brother. Here ya go."
4 yrs old
4 yrs old
Too Fast Brain
When he was trying to say something
but his brain was working faster than his mouth... "when I.... when I
think... when I.... Um, let me figure this out." On a similar
occasion the end phrase was "Um, let me try again."
This rocks because grown men who have this issue aren't that articulate.
4 yrs old
This rocks because grown men who have this issue aren't that articulate.
4 yrs old
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