Joke 12-12-18

Q: What is a blind person's favorite drink?

A: an EYE-SEE (ICEE)

This kid... his brain never stops and his jokes are getting better because he's getting smarter. This one MAY seem a tad insensitive but I think it's still funny.

Bitmoji Fun

Hotel Comments

While he's standing at the toilet, adding volume to the bowl...
"Men have it easier in so many ways."

As he's leaving the bathroom with an empty bladder...
"Women are better than men at some things though... like finding things. 'I can't find _______ [insert item], can you find it?' Woman hands man item in question. Man responds, 'Ohhhh.' "

He is such a clown! Also, he's not wrong. Hahaha

Birds and Construction Joke

What's a birds favorite construction vehicle?

A crane.

Grass Joke

Joke a la Sawyer:

Q: what kind of job/ career does grass have?


A: lawn enforcement

Where Freedoms Overlap to Rob Innocence

It is so hard to see my oldest struggle with the reality that other people's choices/ actions can steal his fun and freedom.

What am I talking about? A phone app called Roblox.

There are plenty of parents who feel this game is appropriate for their child. Awesome. That is their right as their child's parent.

There are plenty of parents who feel this game is NOT appropriate for their child. Awesome. That is their right as their child's parent.

I am the latter. Despite Common Sense Media giving it 4 out of 5 starts, a 10+ (age) recommendation, and a pretty positive review... the reviews by users/ parents were quite telling and ultimately swayed me away from allowing our son to play this game.

For me, it doesn't matter if the game is 99% safe. That 1% is the crucial element that can alter the landscape of my son's heart and mind (which it is my responsibility to guard and guide). Plus, there are plenty of other options as far as "cool apps" go... he will hardly be deprived.

I always thought I was going to be an "open" mom... allowing my kids more freedom than I had. Then I became a mom. The landscape my children are growing up in has dramatically changed from the backdrop of my youth. Technology has overtaken and "sheltering" our offspring has gone to a whole new level.

If you are interested in the Common Sense Media review and the reviews of parents/ users, here is the link: Common Sense Media || Roblox

I HIGHLY encourage you to read the KIDS REVIEWS as well. Very concerning.

A Lunchtime Observation

While at Chick fil-A he sees a sign for Peppermint Chocolate Chip Milkshakes.

He remarks, "The longer we stay healthy the more advanced sugar and junk food gets."

He's so right. Temptation is everywhere, sadly.