Me: Stop messing with you junk.
S: Will it fall off?
Me: Eventually! [LOL]
S: [whining] It cant. That's just not possible.
Me: I'm just teasing you. But it's not appropriate to keep playing with your junk all the time.
S: Well it's not appropriate to send people to their rooms.
Me: [stern look]
S: You can do that whenever you want. [walks quickly away]
Hilarious!
Sawyer is brilliant. I am not ashamed to point that out because anyone who talks with him for five seconds will know this. So, I thought I would log some of his sayings... hence "Sawyerisms".
Sunday, April 28, 2013
Money Sense
Yesterday the boys and I went to Target.
As we were checking out Sawyer saw some Cocoa Krispies.
He has been listening to the Junior CDs from Dave Ramsey's Financial Peace Junior during his quiet time and he has been earning money lately so he knew to inquire "how much do they cost?". I told him they cost $3 and I asked if he wanted to buy them with HIS money. He thought for a second. Then he said "No, they cost too much."
He DID however decide that the ICEE was worth $1.52 of his money and some good manners for the cashier.
As we were checking out Sawyer saw some Cocoa Krispies.
He has been listening to the Junior CDs from Dave Ramsey's Financial Peace Junior during his quiet time and he has been earning money lately so he knew to inquire "how much do they cost?". I told him they cost $3 and I asked if he wanted to buy them with HIS money. He thought for a second. Then he said "No, they cost too much."
He DID however decide that the ICEE was worth $1.52 of his money and some good manners for the cashier.
Saturday, April 27, 2013
Tuesday, April 23, 2013
Praise from ECC Volunteers
Mom and Dad took the boys to church w/ them and one of the volunteers
in Sawyer's class made sure to share her thoughts about Sawyer w/ my
dad. Here is what he text me:
in Sawyer's class made sure to share her thoughts about Sawyer w/ my
dad. Here is what he text me:
Thursday, April 18, 2013
Left Field
Out if left field, aka the living room, Sawyer asks "Mom, are you sad?"
Me: No.
Sawyer: Well, you should be.
Me: Why?
Sawyer: Aren't you sad you had to be pregnant two times?
Me: [reluctantly] No, Honey.
He knows I dislike being pregnant that much. Just caught me off guard
that it crossed his mjnd while was eating dinner.
Me: No.
Sawyer: Well, you should be.
Me: Why?
Sawyer: Aren't you sad you had to be pregnant two times?
Me: [reluctantly] No, Honey.
He knows I dislike being pregnant that much. Just caught me off guard
that it crossed his mjnd while was eating dinner.
Monday, April 8, 2013
Prayers
I absolutely love listening to Sawyer talk to God. It warms my heart.
Tonight as he prayed he asked for good dreams, fun in God's house
(he's built for us in Heaven), to keep the love in his heart, to be in
God's castle...
His mind is amazing. I feel so blessed to be his mom and that God
allows me to be a part of Sawyer's incredible life story.
I should seriously record Sawyer's prayers!
Tonight as he prayed he asked for good dreams, fun in God's house
(he's built for us in Heaven), to keep the love in his heart, to be in
God's castle...
His mind is amazing. I feel so blessed to be his mom and that God
allows me to be a part of Sawyer's incredible life story.
I should seriously record Sawyer's prayers!
Sunday, April 7, 2013
Sweetest Boy
After doing a family movie night w/ Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium on
the big screen, Sawyer and Jake read one chapter of a Magic Treehouse
book called Pirates Past Noon.
Sawyer wanted me to do his bed time. He always asks to snuggle in bed
w/ me for a few minutes and tonight I caved. On the way to my bedroom
he says "I like you." and then a moment later "I'm so glad God gave me
the right parents."
He is so precious!!
the big screen, Sawyer and Jake read one chapter of a Magic Treehouse
book called Pirates Past Noon.
Sawyer wanted me to do his bed time. He always asks to snuggle in bed
w/ me for a few minutes and tonight I caved. On the way to my bedroom
he says "I like you." and then a moment later "I'm so glad God gave me
the right parents."
He is so precious!!
Tuesday, April 2, 2013
Model T
Sawyer said 1920s 1930s model T looks like a broken jeep because it has no top
Back in October Sawyer Said
God runs so fast it doesn't even look like he's moving. – Sawyer
Back in November Sawyer Said
Sawyer said
"On the way there we could stop by some place and get something that
rhymes w/ MOnut."
"On the way there we could stop by some place and get something that
rhymes w/ MOnut."
Such A Man
I told Sawyer to stop playing with his junk and made him go get shorts.
He said "The penis started it."
Such a man!
He said "The penis started it."
Such a man!
Fun Convo
"When will I stop teasing you?" Granddad asked Sawyer. "When Sawyer
is my age."
Sawyer said, "Please less than that!"
is my age."
Sawyer said, "Please less than that!"
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